Vodka shot w/ fish sauce chaser #icantbelieveijustsidthat

Geaux Saints!

Rediscovering play-doh

My son=snot faucet.

Mom: "do you know your farts stink?" Son: pause, big grin "yeah!"

It may not be Zagat, but when my 2yo son says "like it" about something I cook, well I feel pretty f*cking good.

Was enjoying a slice of combo pizza until his son came and picked off all the toppings. Now I'm eating a slice of cheese pizza.

Good: deciding to make hummus. Bad: no tahini. Miraculous: remembering I bought some 6 months ago and finding the jar in the pantry.

Did I need a 3Gs? Not really. Did I get it anyway?Hell yes. Thank you Venetian poker players.

God damn second-hand smoke.

Must. Sleep.